I use the handicapped bathroom everyday at work like its my own private bathroom.

My ex-girlfriend would never let me 'enter through the back door'. So one day I was doing her doggy-style and as I was getting ready to finish I pulled it out and slipped it in the wrong hole. She screamed but I just pretended not to hear and finished up.

I constantly misuse memes on the fark.com boards and my favorite one is to post the ORLLY owl no matter what the forum is about.

I like to fantasize revenge on people, nothing heanous, just little things, like sqirting something foul smelling ito the ventilation of their Mercedes, or super glue the lock on the car, or report that there is pot growing on their 12 acre plot after I do a drive by and scatter some seeds. I never do these things, I just wish I cou ...

I lusted after my best friend, a guy. I am also a guy. I got him drunk one night and gave him a blow job. After that he was always getting drunk and allowing me to do sexual things to him and one night I ended up actually having sex with him (I was drunk as well). He woke up the next morning and was angry, so I apologized about it an ...